Three days and two brand new toilet insides later Popi finishes with a flair. We not only have new toilet insides but a new handle that really isn't a handle but a pseudo-door knob with two buttons on it. He explained that one button is used for keester cakes and the other for tinkle. Of course I cannot for the life of me remember which button is which and I can already anticipate serious problems during our monthly woman's prayer meeting. In anticipation of those problems I'm contemplating having a decorative plaque made with explicit instructions regarding appropriate disposal of deposits. Maybe in a cottage decor or something with a lovely English shabby
Oh, crap. I never thought of that.